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A Pub Marketing Agency That Actually Runs a Pub

We're not pitching from an office. We built these systems behind the bar at The Anchor — and they work. Now we help other UK pubs do the same.

£75/hour + VAT • No retainers • No lock-in

Why Most Pub Marketing Agencies Miss the Mark

Most marketing agencies treat pubs like any other small business. They sell generic social media packages, monthly retainers, and reports full of impressions that never translate to bums on seats.

The problem? They have never pulled a pint, managed a kitchen GP, or tried to fill a Tuesday night in January. They don't understand that your budget is tight, your time is tighter, and you need results you can see on the till — not in a dashboard.

Orange Jelly is different. Peter Pitcher runs The Anchor in Stanwell Moor. Every strategy we recommend has been tested in a real pub, with real staff, on a real budget. If it doesn't work behind the bar, it doesn't go on this website.

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Run by a licensee

Not a marketing graduate. Peter is a Greene King tenant who built these systems to solve his own problems first.

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Tested at The Anchor

Every tactic runs in our pub before we recommend it. Real conditions, real staff, real results.

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No retainers

£75/hour + VAT. Pay for what you use. No six-month contracts, no minimum spend, no surprises.

Real Numbers From a Real Pub

These are results from The Anchor — not projections, not estimates. The same systems we use for our clients.

58% → 71%

Food gross profit

60-70K

Monthly social media views

25-35

Weekly quiz night regulars

25 hrs/wk

Freed with AI automation

What a Pub Marketing Agency Should Actually Do

Forget vanity metrics. Here is what moves the needle for pubs.

Social Media That Fills Seats

Content that makes locals think “I need to go there this week.” Not stock photos and hashtag spam.

  • Batch content creation with AI tools
  • Platform strategy for Facebook, Instagram, and Google
  • Event promotion templates that drive bookings
  • Review management and response frameworks

Events That Build Regulars

One strong weekly event can transform your midweek. We design events that are easy to run, easy to promote, and easy to repeat.

  • Quiz nights that grow from 20 to 35 regulars
  • Tasting events with 85% retention
  • Seasonal calendars that plan themselves
  • Run sheets so your team can deliver without you

Menu Engineering and Margins

Your menu is your biggest profit lever. Small changes to layout, descriptions, and pricing can shift GP by double digits.

  • Menu audit to find hidden margin opportunities
  • Descriptions that sell without discounting
  • Upsell training scripts for your team
  • Pre-order systems to cut waste (we freed up £250/week)

Local SEO and Digital Presence

When someone searches “pub near me,” you need to show up. Google Business Profile is often the fastest win for any pub.

  • Google Business Profile optimisation
  • Review generation and response systems
  • Local directory listings
  • Website content that ranks for local searches

How Working With Us Works

1

WhatsApp chat

Tell me what is hurting most. Empty nights? Low margins? No time for marketing? We start there.

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Quick diagnosis

I identify the one thing that will make the biggest difference in your next 30 days.

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Implement together

You get templates, scripts, and checklists. I can do it for you or show you how — your choice.

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Measure and build

We double down on what works. Most pubs see clear momentum within the first month.

This is for you if…

  • You run a pub and want more covers, not more reports
  • You have tried agencies before and got nothing useful
  • You need practical help, not a 40-page strategy deck
  • You want to talk to someone who understands the trade
  • You are a tenant, leaseholder, or free house operator

This is not for you if…

  • You want a big agency with a flashy office
  • You need someone to run your pub for you
  • You are looking for the cheapest option available
  • You are not willing to try new approaches

Common Questions About Pub Marketing Agencies

Ready to Work With a Pub Marketing Agency That Gets It?

Message me on WhatsApp, tell me what is not working, and I will tell you the fastest thing to fix. No pitch decks, no sales calls.

Message Peter on WhatsApp07990 587315

£75/hour + VAT • No retainers • 30-day guarantee