Pub Rescue Emergency Service
When your pub is in crisis, you need help NOW. Not next month.
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Is Your Pub in Crisis?
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Empty tables, rising costs, staff nightmares - we know the feeling. The Anchor was failing too until we figured out how to fix it. Now we help other licensees escape the same traps.
I'll do my best to respond quickly
What's Your Biggest Emergency Right Now?
Click your most urgent problem. We'll share how we fixed the same crisis at The Anchor and create an action plan to save your pub.
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Empty Pub Emergency
Monday to Thursday looking like a ghost town. Weekend barely covering costs.
Impact: Losing £65 per empty table per night
Solution: 7-day rapid response plan to fill seats
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No Bookings Crisis
Phone not ringing. Online bookings non-existent. Walk-ins only.
Impact: Missing £450/week in lost food profit
Solution: Booking system that actually works
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Food Sales Disaster
Kitchen prepped but plates not leaving. Food waste mounting daily.
Impact: Below 60% GP means you're losing money
Solution: Menu psychology that sells
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Staff Nightmare
Can't find good staff. Current team unmotivated. Doing everything yourself.
Impact: Owner burnout leads to pub closure
Solution: Systems that run without you
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Cost Crisis
Bills mounting. Suppliers increasing prices. Margins disappearing.
Impact: Every 1% GP loss = £2,400/year gone
Solution: Immediate cost reduction strategies
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Marketing Chaos
Social media not working. No time to post. Money wasted on ads.
Impact: Invisible pub = empty pub
Solution: 2-hour weekly marketing system
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Losing to Competition
Wetherspoons stealing customers. Other pubs busier. Can't compete on price.
Impact: Market share loss is rarely recovered
Solution: Compete on experience, not price
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Event Flops
Quiz nights empty. Live music to 10 people. Events costing more than earning.
Impact: Failed events damage reputation
Solution: Events that guarantee profit
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Online Invisibility
Can't be found on Google. Bad reviews prominent. Website outdated.
Impact: 70% of customers check online first
Solution: Dominate local search results
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Owner Burnout Crisis
Working 80+ hours. No holidays. Relationship stress. Want to give up.
Impact: Burnout is the #1 reason pubs fail
Solution: Get your life back in 30 days
We've Been Where You Are Now
When we took over The Anchor, it was failing. TripAdvisor rating of 2.8. Empty most nights. Losing money every month. Sound familiar?
Our Tuesday Nights
Were: 20-25 people, losing money
Now: 25-35 for quiz night, good atmosphere
Our Sunday Roasts
Were: 45 covers out of 80 seats
Now: Working towards 60 target, zero waste
Our Time
Were: 70+ hour weeks, no family time
Now: Evenings off, AI handles admin
Our Emergency Response Promise
Fast Response
Contact within 2 hours during pub hours
Quick Diagnosis
Identify root problems, not just symptoms
ROI Focused
Solutions that pay for themselves fast
30-Day Guarantee
See results or get your money back
Every Day You Wait Costs Money
Your crisis is costing you:
£65
Per empty table per night
£450
Per week in lost food profit
£2,400
Per month doing nothing
Most pubs recover their investment in our help within 30 days
WhatsApp: 07990 587315The Orange Jelly Pub Rescue Method
We don't guess what your pub needs. We follow a proven process that transformed The Anchor from struggling to thriving. Here's exactly how we turn things around:
Week 1: Emergency Triage
We identify what's bleeding money RIGHT NOW. Empty nights? Bad GP? No bookings? We find the biggest leaks and plug them fast.
- ✓Analyze your numbers (takes 2 hours)
- ✓Identify top 3 profit killers
- ✓Implement quick wins immediately
- ✓Usually saves £500+ in first week
Week 2-3: Quick Wins
While planning long-term fixes, we implement strategies that show results fast. You need cash flow NOW, not in 6 months.
- ✓Launch "must-attend" midweek events
- ✓Fix your Google presence (huge impact)
- ✓Rewrite menu for £7+ higher spend
- ✓Start social media that actually works
Week 4: Momentum Building
Now we're seeing results. Tables filling up. Phone ringing. Time to lock in sustainable growth that keeps building.
- ✓Automate marketing (save 5+ hours/week)
- ✓Build customer database for repeat visits
- ✓Train your team on upselling techniques
- ✓Create systems so it runs without you
Month 2+: Sustainable Success
Your pub is transformed. Busy nights, better margins, happy customers. Now we make sure it stays that way.
- ✓Monthly check-ins to maintain momentum
- ✓Seasonal campaign planning
- ✓Advanced strategies for growth
- ✓You're working less, earning more
Why Good Pubs Fail (And How We Stop It)
They Work IN the Business, Not ON It
You're behind the bar 7 days a week. No time to plan events, update social media, or analyze what's working. You're too busy surviving to actually grow.
We Fix This: AI handles the boring bits. Marketing runs itself. You get evenings back to think strategically (or just rest).
They Compete on Price, Not Experience
You can't beat chains on price. Trying to be the cheapest is a race to the bottom that kills your margins and attracts the wrong customers.
We Fix This: Position your pub as THE place for something specific. Quiz nights, Sunday roasts, craft beer - own your niche and charge accordingly.
They Hope Things Will Get Better
"Summer will be busier." "Once the roadworks finish." "When the economy improves." Hope isn't a strategy, and waiting costs you money every single day.
We Fix This: Take action NOW. Our quick wins show results in days, not months. Every week you wait is money lost forever.
Your Pub Doesn't Have to Be Another Statistic
25 pubs close every week in the UK. But with the right help, the right strategies, and action taken TODAY, yours won't be one of them.
WhatsApp: 07990 587315What You Actually Get With Pub Rescue
Immediate Support
- •Quick response when possible
- •Emergency triage call same day
- •3 quick wins to implement NOW
- •Direct WhatsApp access to Peter
- •No corporate call centres
30-Day Transformation
- •Complete marketing system setup
- •Menu rewrite for higher spend
- •Event calendar that fills seats
- •Social media on autopilot
- •Staff training resources
Plus These Business-Saving Tools
AI Marketing Assistant
Creates all your social media, emails, and promotions. Saves 5+ hours every week.
Profit Analysis Tools
Find where you're losing money. Most pubs discover £2,000+ in monthly savings.
Customer Magnet System
Proven campaigns that fill empty tables. Tested at The Anchor and partner pubs.
Investment is simple and transparent
£62.50/hour + VAT
Most pubs make this back in their first weekend
Common Questions From Struggling Licensees
Choose Your Rescue Package
Pick the solution that matches your biggest crisis
Don't Let Your Pub Become Another Statistic
25 pubs close every week in the UK. With the right help, yours doesn't have to be one of them. Message me now - let's fix your biggest problem first.
WhatsApp: 07990 587315 | I personally reply to every message. During service? I'll get back to you after. Otherwise, expect a reply within a few hours